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[–] xylol@leminal.space 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Either Mary or Kate, probably.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

♪ I fill you up ♪

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

- Empire TSA agent

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mary Kate never existed. She was made up so that Ashley could pull two paychecks on Full House.

/s

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

She parent trapped us!

[–] xylol@leminal.space 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Mosquito's probably, they definitely need a machete with those around

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago

The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that's kind of true.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] atlas@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

THEN WHO WAS PHONE????

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Her publicist.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 45 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.

[–] FATALRPG@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

The episode where her and Mary Kate went on Oprah has been scrubbed off the internet as much as possible, but it was fucked.

Both girls struggled with an eating disorder (let’s be real, any child/teen star does because they’re our societies sacrifice to Moloch) - and she asked them a bunch of pointed questions about diet and weight. Fucking ghoulish.

Don’t forget there were “countdowns to 18” for both of them, just like there were for Emma Watson. Disgusting.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

The way they were treated in media was also fucking disgusting.

Is that why she bangs old men?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This isnt how you go out?

The white outfit is weird, but the rest just seems normal. Lots of places require some cutting to get through.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I could only dream of rocking that look she has going on. Although I am roughly twice her size, I would still not want to rely on a machete for anything more intensive than clearing a campsite. I do have one just like hers, for such an occasion. For more serious social purposes, though, I prefer a ranged attack.

In her case, the ensemble and melee weapon seem more about her own empowerment and signaling she isnt in the mood for any bullshit. It sucks that she feels like that shit is necessary. As a girldad who grew up in the Full House era, I sympathize and hope she can feel (and be) safe.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ranged attack

For walking, not fighting. Not everyone keeps to the paths. Noy everywhere has them.

that fit

Yeah. And it would be ruined in five minutes anywhere the machete was necessary.

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sure you can go ahead and pretend she was clearing trail with that machete. lol.

Genuinely no clue.

[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those kids got mind f’ed

[–] noobface@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

ain't no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 19 points 2 months ago

I don't see the problem

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

a “non-bear”

Here we call them "twinks"

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

What?! That's how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it's a rifle/shotgun instead)

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

Imagine you're in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle's got this, dude!

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago

Tbf that's pretty much the best way to enjoy the outdoors.

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Usually my machete is sheathed but same

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago

Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Watch it rise like a souffle!

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

She's badass

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago

Very relatable, I have spent much time in the woods with a beer in one hand and a machete in the other. If anyone is concerned, I just tell them I'm waiting for the zombies to show up.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

I feel seen