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I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?

Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

As Soon As Prime (decides to show up)

Yeah...

I'd prefer it to mean "possible," please.

Also I think they made an (un)intentional Top Gear meme.

When the door is open, I think it will read: "The 'P' Stands."

[–] Lazhward@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'd prefer leisurely delivery unless next-day is absolutely necessary (and it should cost extra). Biggest problem is overpromising, just say it'll take 3-4 days and people will be happy it arrives in 2. It'll give the delivery workers a break, and you probably don't need it by tomorrow anyways otherwise you should've ordered sooner.

Part of the problem is the lack of stores nearby in case you do need something right away of course. Ideally you could solve that with a quick corner store visit instead of having to order online.

Basically Amazon didn't just fuck up retail, but postal too.

[–] tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Happy cake day!

[–] anubis119@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago
[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...ing in bottles while driving.

(There are even reports of shitting into plastic bags)

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 3 points 4 weeks ago

For those who haven't already watched this, they managed to get Amazon driver wee to be an Amazon bestseller. There are chapter markers if you just want that part:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GdHYM7QT9kw

(Been boycotting Amazon since winter 2020 and I don't miss it one bit.)

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Looks legit and awesome.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The "P" stands for "Parked in the Middle of Our Street."

[–] famijoku@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

In the bike lane*

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it stands for the bottles the workers have to hide, and probably throw in your street.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, it stands for what I said!

isn't that also where USPS parks?

[–] deaddigger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Ohhh ho, in the middle of

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Yes I'd like it delivered as soon as prime.

What?

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah their marketing has been kinda insane lately. Saw a box that said I'm empty without you on it. Like YIKES, way to make me not want to use your service

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You don't want to be with someone that clingy and desperate. You should break up with Prime. Don't lead them on.

but all the red flags complement their dress

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

It all reads like AI trying to be funny and quirky when in reality it just comes across as dumb, unintelligent and pathetically stupid.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Pee, in a bottle, on your 30 second break.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

The "P" stands for "U" of course.

[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Amazon can go fuck off, as far as I am concerned. Cancelled my account around 2007, when knowing about their shitty practices towards their workers.

[–] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

ASAP is Apple Sauce Ass Poop

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The p stands for peanits

[–] Rivalarrival 5 points 1 month ago

We're holding your shit hostage. You can have it as soon as you subscribe to Prime.

[–] sanderium@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago