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submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

If you hate bugs so much why not cover yourself with DDT

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 5 points 4 days ago

Yes, happily unemployed 😊

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I already do this on occasion, there is usually just several inches of snow on the ground when I do.

[–] MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I slept outside once as a kid and ended up with massive mosquito bites all over my body.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I itch just looking at these.

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, sadly gras is still plenty itchy