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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I remember when people were so excited to elect this guy. Hate to say I told you so, but I predicted he would be the second coming of Sinema.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I remember when people were so excited to elect this guy.

Yeah, because he was running against Mehmet Oz, who is RFKJR with medical credentials, somehow, and a disgrace to all turks everywhere.

Fun fact, my dad tried to paint him as a turkish role model/aspirational figure, back when he was more well known for surgery and being on Oprah.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Instead, you got brain-dead Mehmet Oz.

Quite the trade.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

right, however, before his brain injury Fett was a union man, etc.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Seeing as how there are always designated no votes in the Democratic Party at the Federal level, and you've seen this since the 90's, I don't think the TBI is the reason why he's voting conservative. He's getting personally enriched, just like all the other rotating villains.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I gauge things through his spouse and how she was a large part of his popularity and momentum on the campaign trail, especially after the stroke and the primary.

So on some level people were kind of voting for her. And she's pretty much disappeared.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Interesting.

I'd honestly never heard about that detail before. I'll have to read more about him.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 34 points 17 hours ago

The problem nowadays is nobody wants to work...

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 80 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Bring back Al Franken, this guy sucks shit.

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

We don't deserve Al. He walked away.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 points 17 hours ago

And through a kid straw

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 59 points 20 hours ago

Then quit if you don't wanna work fucktard

[–] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

He wants the role and title, but not the job.

[–] 6nk06@sh.itjust.works 21 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

I'm not American but it seems that the article focuses too much on the bill. His Wikipedia page is kinda decent for a politician, or am I missing something?

Edit: Downvote me and don't explain since I'm a fucking foreign guy, pure reddit moment, I'm lovin it.

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He started off as someone who seemed to buck the system and has since basically gained RFK's brainworms.

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Oooh. Umm. Correlation vs causation or... like.. you know.. Right wing selfish bastards is a brain wiring problem? Awwwsheeeeat!

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He turned into a DINO after a traumatic brain injury

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

this comment has had government funding revoked

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 20 hours ago

he had a stroke and has gone off the deepend ever since

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

After his stroke his spouse became a strong component of his campaign. She seemed more progressive speaking on his behalf.

At that point though it was all hands on deck to prevent Oz and the GOP winning.

[–] IronJess 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

When Sinema left the GOP had to have controlled opposition with Manchin and Fetterman was her replacement.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

This is the way. There's always gotta be a Feinstein, or a Manchin, or a Sinema. Otherwise how will the rubes ever swallow all of the Democrats' excuses?