[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I must have missed something. What's the significance of the cowbells?

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

So we can expect to see so called "Trumped" up charges (pun intended) levelled at political opponents, like they do in China and Russia when arresting dissidents?

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 167 points 2 weeks ago

They'll just sack some more engineers to cut costs, and hire more sales & marketing.

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Looks like Jesus has taken all the wheels.

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Misleading headline.

They're just fucking with him. Giving him some hope, then they'll take it away again 😔

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

So if he didn't sleep with them, and these aren't some sort of out of court settlement payments, what was he giving them the money for?

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

They should start with that golf course...

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Ex presidents... Plural. Could someone get Dubya or Clinton or one of the others to retire Trump, since they're now immune too

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TL;DR Why is it always the routers?

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 26 points 8 months ago

By next week he won't even remember her, except maybe as someone who may have brought him covfefe that one time...

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Plus you get to choose who's doing the fucking

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Fruit bat chews on some fruit in a tree. Fruit picker handles fruit, before realising its no good. Tosses it, but has got some juice on their hands now. Rubs their eyes or nose or licks their fingers, or maybe has a cut on their hands?

[-] dyathinkhesaurus@lemmy.world 135 points 10 months ago

As a mobile app developer, I lost count of how many times Android would implement something New And Shiny, and then Apple would come along, sometimes years later, implement that same thing for iOS and declare and market it as Magical and Revolutionary. Usually the iOS one would be a better one, because they'd let Android work most of the bugs out, but I don't recall too many things that Apple did that had never been seen before.

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