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An inspiration for a new Batman's gadget?

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[–] Chip_Rat@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now this is the kind of news I come online for in the mornings. Well done op.

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

First it makes you laugh, then it makes you think

[–] deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

use their unusually long cervixes to hold onto the sperm of several different males for months before choosing which male they bear offspring with.

Doubt.

[–] girl@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Well I wasn’t expecting to look this up today. But it looks like there’s actually plenty of evidence for bats holding onto sperm for months. I’m not sure about them selectively choosing which sperm to use.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10511888/

https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/veterinary-science-and-veterinary-medicine/female-sperm-storage

And it’s not just bats. Apparently some turtles can hold onto sperm for years.

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmm, how would they even "choose"? Is it like, in different compartments?.. And wouldn't the material go bad after all that time?

[–] girl@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

One of the articles explains that the females have some mechanism for keeping the sperm alive, I imagine the sperm is able to replicate itself as long as the environment is friendly. I’m not sure how they would choose between sperm, that may just be a hypothesis. I unfortunately don’t have the time to read further right now

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Another fun fact about bats that will stick with you

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BATMAN BIG BAT DICK BELT GO! "Batman, that's just a massive strapon..."

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

“Damn you, Lucius!”

[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok, so a bat jail porn video was not something I was expecting this morning, but I'll just roll with it.

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah, you probably learned about bat's dicks more than you ever wanted to know. You're welcome.

[–] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

>"member"

What century are we in again, old chap?

[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine you’re a female bat and you hear some dude yell in a Mortal Kombat voice “Get over here!” And, suddenly, you’re grabbed by a dick.

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] charlytune@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"a Dutch retiree recording bat sex in a church attic" is my new favourite sentence. And quite possibly a life goal.

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Can get your name on an academic paper

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"Ladies..."