aka the "Yes, bloody D" Edition
What kind of fun and cheeky shenanigans are the lower deckers of the NCC-1701-D getting up to?
Am I the only one who is confused as to how this is BINGO? This is just a list...
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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The meaning of things tends to get lost over time. There's no grid involved, just a hit-list of odd challenges for younger/inexperienced crew. Please enjoy this marshmelon.
Ah, so you don't know what bingo means. I see.
"Blackout bingo" where the grid becomes irrelevant. This whole post is based on A Strange New Worlds episode where the game was simply a list to be completed.
Last 1 minute with Moriarty...with the holodeck safeties disengaged.
Even if he chooses not to kill you, he'll destroy your self-confidence through verbose mockery.
Holodeck safeties on or off he still destroys you.
What I would like to see is Moriarty vs Garak, ‘cutting remarks’ for the win.
Place Spot in Warf's quarters again
It would be dishonorable to deny that cuteness.
He is a good cat, he is a pretty cat
Lasting a minute against Moriarty doesn't seem very difficult. Especially since I'm not Sherlock, and wouldn't be able to pursue him even if I wanted to. 🤷🏻♂️
I like this list but we really need to stop with the senseless violence against warp cores.
dejected_warp_core:
Who said fun was senseless?
Reassign Guinan to Engineering. Watch the hilarity ensue before the ship explodes.
Never know. She, like Pelia, may have some training from decades/eons past.
Guinan, the George Santos of the Enterprise.
Compete to see who can rebuild Lore the fastest
I feel like, no matter how that plays out, everyone loses.
Jeffries tunnel races. Nacels to bridge. (Data DQ)
Keep an eye on those cheating bastards from Delta Shift!
Did he erect an elaborately timed series of force fields to impede the other contestants, which was not explicitly called or as poor behaviour beforehand?
Eject the warp core for some reason
Some young Shaxs tomfoolery.
Find Blazin Bev's stash