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Malicious Compliance

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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/LushPetalz on 2025-07-07 23:03:46+00:00.


So my 13year old daughter recently got super into baking cupcakes, cookies, banana bread, you name it. She was doing great, but she does tend to leave a little chaos behind, flour on the counter, spoon in the sink, oven mitts everywhere.

One day after cleaning up yet another post-cookie explosion, I snapped a bit and said:

"If you can’t clean up properly, then just don’t touch anything in the kitchen at all!"

She nodded. "Okay."

The next week, I came home from work to… silence. No sweet smells, no baking music from the kitchen. I figured she took it seriously.

Then it hit me. The dishwasher? Still full. The garbage? Overflowing. The sink? Piled with dishes. The groceries I asked her to unpack? Still sitting in bags.

I asked what was going on and she goes: "You said don’t touch anything in the kitchen, remember? So I didn’t."

Touché.

We renegotiated the rule now it’s: “You can bake if you clean like a pro.”

She agreed. I got cookies. She got victory. Fair trade.

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