New gender neutral toilet just dropped : okmatewanker

[–] Yaenntz@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

Only the good die young.

[+] housewife@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

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[–] 404@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I can't hear what she's saying here:

"Not a bit good. Not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart [??? and garly ruin on egg ???] to make sure she never comes back."

[–] huf@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

garlic round her neck

[–] chaos@beehaw.org 1 points 1 week ago

Stake through her heart and garlic 'round her neck

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Always loved Frankie Boyle's take on her funeral:
"For 3 million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel and we would dig a hole so deep we could personally hand her over to satan"

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

George Bluth and his assistant Kitty Sanchez from Arrested Development laugh together with identical mannerisms.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Has anyone staked his heart to make extra sure he won't come back?