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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 136 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I feel so bad for her, it sucks having to lose our loved ones in such horrible ways as an anvil being thrown into the ceiling, only for it to fall on his head, knocking him sideways, and killing him (he had like 2 hearts after bravely fending off a baby zombie), thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

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[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (56 children)

Moderators have destroyed the Internet. I would rather have to deal with the idiots online than a moderator.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, I love how they do 4 hours discord calls discussing if they should or not delete a single post

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

or just delete it for no reason whatsoever

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I love when it's clearly something like a Marvel or Disney PR team running a place and it turns into the most nail on chalk board grating questions like "if you had to wear a super Heroes costume to prom which one would it be" and all the top comments are bots talking about the costumes from the latest movie coming out.

Like what the fuck happened to the Internet. I just get so sad thinking how kids are growing up with this nonsense but to them it's totally normal and I'm 10 years it'll get worse and they'll hate it but that level of how bad it'll get will just continue to snowball.

We had something. Nobody will ever understand what it was we had

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[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 98 points 1 week ago

clearly he got squashed by a giant anvil, looney tunes style

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lyra I think you’re confused, I’m asking about OP’s kid.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Cats ate his face, Lyra knows more about it than I do

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You really took the bit between your teeth blaming the lycan there, didn't you Mr Fox. The lab guys are pulling teeth to get the results, but we'll soon know who's bite marks are on that girl who bit the bullet. You wouldn't be lying through your teeth now would you? Because I'll sink my teeth into you and bring you down if it's the last thing I do...

...said some detective with a hyperfixation.

[–] riot@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

This is what I imagine Zootopia fanfiction is like.

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