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"It's really the jews fault for making that hitler fella so mad!"

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The Onion never used to "get me". It was funny and absurd and easy to recognize.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The state of the world is such that my standard operating procedure is to always check for the onion at the foot of a post

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago

The worst bit is its not any less absurd.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I definitely nibbled this one before reading the community.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 2 days ago

I hate any prominent onion flavor in my food, and it took me awhile to taste this one.

I miss the days when onion articles were less like reality.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 26 points 3 days ago

They were being antisemitic.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 2 days ago

Prove to me that it didn't happen

[–] plz1@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Wow, I fell for this one

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[–] GeekyOnion@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

“Scrubs” or “cleanses?” I’m pretty confident I know which word Hitler Jr. would use.

[–] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 10 points 3 days ago

I wouldn't be suprised if this happens

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Almost made a bhaji of this dang onion.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

Just giving them ideas at this point. I think the concept of satire needs to take a rest for a few years.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Just a sprinkle a day!

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ADL is suspiciously silent

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm wondering if your username is actually misspelled intentionally

I wish, I absolutely suck at typing in my phone, and I missed that typo