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Ted Cruz Assures Texans He Working Tirelessly To Get Vacation Refunded (theonion.com)
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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rafael Cruz...

Unless he wants to explain to his voters why he refuses to use his "Christian name" and go by a moniker instead.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What does it say on his birth certificate?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We'd have to go to Canada to find out.

[–] adipoeserPursch@troet.cafe 1 points 2 days ago

@pelespirit Ah, logically born in Alberta...
@SwingingTheLamp

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Long form...

Wait, we're supposed to wait till he provides the normal one, then change what we're asking for