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Anon orders hot chocolate (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 141 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 26 points 10 months ago (5 children)

its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

[–] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?

It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Pounding a pint has never been cooler.

[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

Jeez what a username

[–] Catpurple@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's below freezing outside and you get a cone, the ice cream will never melt and drip everywhere.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Unless you touch it with something hot, like maybe your tongue?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho

Alaska has entered the chat

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I did it yesterday and it was -2c out , I was so jazzed that the local ice cream place was even open (28f for the metric impaired)

[–] denaggels@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

You are not half of these people, except if you judge anon for wanting hot coco

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Mornings typically aren't hot

[+] lurch@sh.itjust.works -7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Actually, a hot beverage makes you cool down in hot weather. I don't do it myself though. People who do that usually use tea.

[–] OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I've seen and heard this repeated so often but I seriously struggle to believe it.

Yeah sure it burns calories warming cold water up inside your body, but when you chug cold water on a hot day you can literally feel it inside you cooling you down.

Drinking hot drinks on a hot day warms you up further because you're holding a hot cup and sweating and steamy and basically purposefully making yourselt uncomfortable.

(Edited for spelling)

[–] Riven@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

You need to live in a dry climate for it to work. The increased sweating more than makes up for the added heat from the tea.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is some "cold water boils faster" ass shit. No the fuck it doesn't.

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 72 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't ever let anyone shame you for wanting hot chocolate, hot chocolate is goddamn delicious

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Why can't the concession stand keep everything ready year round just in case I want to be treated special?"

[–] Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Because hot water and hot chocolare mix are so hard to keep on hand?

[+] pyrflie@lemm.ee -16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Hot Chocolate mix is probably burried in the storage room behind layers of athletic equipment. OP probably asked in Aug-Sep or May+.

If they were in a long line I would tell them to get fucked as well. High school concession staff isn't payed enough to deal with that.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait, high school concession staff are paid? You’re otherwise spot on, but I want backpay if everyone else was getting paid.

[–] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

This guy is spouting nonsense we werent paid its was always the parents of the kids trying to raise some cash for the team

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

They said payed, not paid. So they're taking about being covered in tar, or given slack.

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee -4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Depends on the district but yes. They should be getting at least minimum wage, so 7.25 per hour.

If your district is running on a volunteer basis I'm surprised they have staff.

Anyone 16+ is hireable and highly contested due to their low pay. Walmart or any national brand will pay them so they have no reason to work for the district for free.

[–] blargerer@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago

It's 4-chan so who knows what the interaction was actually like or if it even happened, but his stated objection was to how he was treated for asking not for them saying they didn't have it.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

anon makes a peculiar request in a perfectly acceptable way, gets told what he wants isn’t being offered, blows it hilariously out of proportion, then has a meltdown and rants to 4chan about acceptability. anon you fucking idiot lmao

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago

Great username. And unlike our normie names, you chose it!