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submitted 1 month ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 1 month ago

There was a sudden whooph sound as pressure equalized, nothing more.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Please do.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 1 month ago

"Drill, baby, drill" - Donald J. Trump

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Should have been other eye that went squonky.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they can't even fucking perform a frontal lobotomy correctly.

it's an ice pick and a small hammer.

they can't even be proper dumbasses.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

hard to do with no brain to target

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

trepanation for the win! You need trump like you need a hole in the head!

[–] thehowlingnorth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Trump-a-nation.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

You didn't get me eating any onion this time, but I'll admit that I had to look at which sub this was in before realising it was satire.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It is good that this is marked as from the Onion. In the US, you can no longer be sure what is satire and what is "just another Trumpist did".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Trumpanation

[–] Tollana1234567 2 points 1 month ago

all that maga-miasma infected thier brains.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is this... not an article and just a meme ?

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

MAGAmatics is the language of failure.