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submitted 1 week ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 1 week ago

There was a sudden whooph sound as pressure equalized, nothing more.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Please do.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 1 week ago

"Drill, baby, drill" - Donald J. Trump

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Should have been other eye that went squonky.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they can't even fucking perform a frontal lobotomy correctly.

it's an ice pick and a small hammer.

they can't even be proper dumbasses.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

hard to do with no brain to target

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

trepanation for the win! You need trump like you need a hole in the head!

[–] thehowlingnorth@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Trump-a-nation.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You didn't get me eating any onion this time, but I'll admit that I had to look at which sub this was in before realising it was satire.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It is good that this is marked as from the Onion. In the US, you can no longer be sure what is satire and what is "just another Trumpist did".

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Trumpanation

[–] Tollana1234567 2 points 1 week ago

all that maga-miasma infected thier brains.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Is this... not an article and just a meme ?

[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

MAGAmatics is the language of failure.