Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead
"Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier."
Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes
"No... No! It's not fair! There was time now!"
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Great reference!
Velma puts on Geordi's visor and gets electroshocked by the device's electronic contacts
Geordi puts on Velma's coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.
Geordi puts on Velma's coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.
Geordi is Cyclops, confirmed.
and Velma suffers from brain damage :(
Velma rejected him like every other woman.
In fact, I'm not sure where his daughters came from. Note their mother wasn't around though.
He followed in Data's footsteps. His kids are clones of himself.
I think Velma’s too human/alive for Geordi
And too curvy
Is Velma on a Starship or Is Geordie in an abandoned amusement park?
Holodeck accident or ghost sighted at a Trek convention?
Geordi recreated her in a holodeck program. He never learns.
I thought ghost busting was Beverly's thing?
The creepy ghost that haunts the old lemonade factory turned out to be Barkley.
Obviously he's dressed up as a giant spider
Jinkies, I gotta get into LASIK
It would make a great crossover meet cute
My subtitles! I can't see without my subtitles!
Should have used asshole Velma. or did they not do the glasses bit in the new show?