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The buggy wasn't driven by Trump, but is thought to be his "getaway vehicle" should anyone open fire on the course. The black, obviously armored vehicle followed Trump around as he played golf, with many experts noting that it bore similarities to "The Beast" — Trump's protective vehicle stateside.

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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Oh fear, there is so much fear, fear is so dense... yeah fear is dense like the fog inside that vehicle... hahahahaha good. The evil should be afraid, not us.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Real "I think you should leave" material

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago
[–] obinice@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Mirror is a shit rag, fuck that newspaper.

But ya.

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

The Mirror is the closest thing remaining to a left wing tabloid in the UK.

A good one? No.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That thing is weak, The Beast is badass.

Those doors look like salvage from a circa 2002 Humvee

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Before we had to use improvised armor upgrades.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That stupid flak jacket was just a seat cushion. Better than the actual cushion.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah, if you didn't have plates, you didn't have anything. The later shoulder pads and crotch "protector" did nothing but add weight.

Edit: also, being tall, it was more of a pelvis protector than crotch.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

This exists. That alone is enough for me.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

Who's a bussy bitch? Trump's a bussy bitch.

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He didn't look very orange in that picture of him waving. He also looks so much older without makeup.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's why he sprays himself with it. He absolutely looks like a ghoul without it.

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The Scots will just need some bigger bullets.

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What a pansy little coward.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I gotta admit, the golf cart is pretty slick. They should have one for Luigi.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It a Polaris Ranger ATV. ATVs like that are super popular as car alternatives in rural areas of the US (one part fun and one part way more fuel efficient than driving your F150 to the local bar) and many places have been quickly legalizing these costs-as-much-as-a-car-but-is-five-times-as-deadly-to-occupants vehicles on public roads. Hilariously this one looks just as plastic and cheap as the ones I see driving around where I live, but we all know this one has been heavily upgraded and armored. Seriously just look how low its squatting from the weight!

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

whoah what's his handicap?

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