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God's strongest shit poster has done it again. Crossposted from r/TrueAnon

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

i dont know who she is and i don't care to. she can die in a fire though.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read this as "Azealia Banks isn't real" at first and, after some of the things she's posted, is very believable.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good Evening, "Azealia Banks" was a 24 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, you seem to be good at fact checking, have any of the accounts on social media that posted a message like this and were then deleted really part of an actual study? Or were they all just saving face?

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, it was a joke post made by some guy called "Timmy Thick" who deleted his account, but then later returned to social media and confirmed that he was joking.

Other than that, it's just copypasta posting. Nobody was part of any studies.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

That's a good bit.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She's right about the colors, red and black are way too cool to associate with this zionist pedo defender.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She has to be getting paid for this level of shitpost, it's just too good, and Trump has already tried to pay people like Lil Wayne and 50 Cent to shill for him, I could see the state department funding a lot of this. But also Zionists are just this terrible.

[–] Monstertruckenjoyer@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

She's just a shit head and likes to piss people off, she thinks it's funny

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Is her brand not so toxic that it would make more sense for pro-Palestinian organizations to pay her to post in favor of Isn'treal? Like Coke should pay her to drink Pepsi and Asmongold should pay her for pro-showering posts.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What being a contrarian does to a mfer I guess? Also she needs to log off internet already.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Ok cool yeah check out this wall

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Poor Whites Will Never be in Style is my favorite bit from Twin Peaks

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Does anyone have a cave we can seal her in?

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

If you are someone with a platform posting support for Zionism while they are currently starving millions of men, women, and children with the full support of your government, there is no "it's just a prank bro" you are functionally a genocidal maniac that should be taken to court.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t know who this is, and don’t care to search it.

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On one hand, I'm so happy that I'm an old fucking bastard and I don't have to worry about the latest topic of the minute "star." On the other hand, what if they make absolute bangers though? I have no idea who this woman is though other than seeing people post her absolutely unhinged tweets.

[–] ufcwthrowaway@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately she does in fact make bangers

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

You can say that all you want Azelia, but mustaches and mullets are 500% back and came directly from the 'poor whites'.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It is kind of hilarious to watch these people conduct witch hunts on each other and declare eternal loyalty to the entity, if it didn't effect the rest of us so much.