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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (4 children)

This is yet another example of classism. Santa is not of the upper or ruling class.

First off, Santa doesn't simply work one day per year. His workload is on similar levels to God. He must be omnipotent 365 days per year to ensure his nice and naughty list is flawless. Just because people only see him work one day per year doesn't mean that's all he's doing. Think of all the work you have to do in your daily job that the average Joe doesn't see. Same thing here.

He's on the clock 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, and around Christmas time he's got to be available at thousands of different grottos simultaneously to ask kids what they want for Christmas. That's no mean feat! That in itself should show that Santa doesn't simply work one day per year!

The ruling class have you wrapped around their little finger if they have you believing that Santa is a lazy fucker! He puts the rest of us to shame! You! With your measly little 8 hour working day, 5 days per week. Pah!

Don't let them bring us down to fight amongst ourselves, it's the ruling class who need to be abolished, not Santa!

[–] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

It's well documented that Santa exploits a veritable army of slave scouts to keep the list, and then he uses a gazillion slaves to manufacture the toys in the mother of all sweatshops. Dude just waves out of the carriage like a British monarch.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

And yet he's still judging you. All the time.

[–] fatboy93@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Not to mention poor guy has to fight inflation as well, so will have to get gifts from Temu, and be spammed wily-nily all through the remainder of his life.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

His workload is on similar levels to God.

Doesn't that mean the workload is infinitesimally small? Since the god of Abe is allegedly omniscient, omnipotent, and infinite then any job will be a breeze

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Kinda like CEO's

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Someone's been naughty this year!" -The Depraved Voyeur

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Facebook boomer meme.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Begun, the War on Christmas has.

[–] Thormjolnir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

More like god if you ask me

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

They have similar levels of existence.

[–] AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Santa certainly taught me a thing about God.