Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
It's conditionally taxed income - if it's expected that you will owe over $1000 in taxes as a dependent, you'll need to file a 1040-ES and keep up with quarterly tax payments. If you make less than $400, the IRS does not care, and that is probably a sum outside the scope of earnings for many (if not all) childhood lemonade stands.
And you better have a permit, or the local Karen chapter will have a word: https://youtu.be/FRLL-w9sKdg
The FDA would probably also like to have a word.
No jurisdiction unless in DC