I appreciate the heck out of you

Idk, my dogs always LOVED doing weird new shit like this with us. While I never took them scuba diving, they hit stratospheric levels of freakout and try to come in and rescue us the one time we left them where they could see us (on shore at a public lake) and waded into the water to dive. They probably would have been psyched to get to come with us after the first few seconds of freak-out.

But they loved trampolines, indoor skydiving, longboarding, diving (as in from a diving board), eating drywall and sneaking into our neighbors houses to try and steal their food.

RIP Pheobe and Godog, you were absolute terrors.

Do you have any non-hyperbolic examples of this kind of overreach?

"Anyone who thinks themselves a tankie is too self aware to be one" sounds like one of those fallacies you'd learn about in highschool. (What is a tankie, btw? I've been too scared to ask...)*

It's not an insertable toy, it's just a novelty vibrator.

That was far less stress relieving than I hoped it would be so I'm gonna go back to drinking, but sincerely thank you for the info

Oh fuck off, the reason is we have FPTP elections and there's too much hanging on an election to justify fracturing the country for four years while we establish a viable 3rd party.

Yeah but like... At least he's not a raving lunatic??? Fuck.

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS, WE'RE TAKING Y'ALL DOWN WITH US! ~~ohgodImsodepressed~~

Any europeans wanna take mercy on us drunk americans who really need to be distracted from the debate and give us some background here? Pretty please?

Cops shoot back, and they protect the other two groups. They're cowards, but cowards will still fire blindly when they're directly in danger.

I don't think we have to choose. "Maintain your websites so you don't get taken advantage of" and "Here's an example of a major-world-power-affiliated group exploting that thing you didn't do" are both pretty important stories.