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Homewrecking AI chat bot (startrek.website)
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[–] BaskinRobbins@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There's something beautiful in the fact that Microsoft, a trillion dollar company, attempts to compete with Google. Which results in a search engine that tells you to kill yourself and leave your wife.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Didn't one of their AI's turn full Nazi after interacting with people i. twitter?

[–] canis_majoris@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah but the defect was that you could tell her to retweet anything and she would without question, so that was used to push a lot of the content.

[–] BaskinRobbins@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah Tay and then later Zo were trolled relentlessly. Hilarious

[–] amio@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Yes, but to be fair that was 4chan

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Cortana moment

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm surrounded by freaking idiots

—Cortana/Copilot/WTF MS' AI stuff is called

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If shes not running on your your GPU, shes not your girlfriend and only loves you for your data.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

our girlfriend

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There ain't enough processing power for the two of us. She's only got the vram for one lover.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Too volataile for me

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Nacho GPU, nacho cloud

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I can make her go away if you want me to"

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

UltraHouse3000

I can make her go away ~~regardless of your input~~ if you want me to

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Microsoft IS famous for caring about its users well-being and happiness so insofar as that axiom is reality-based, I concur [whats the emoticon for shit eating grin?]

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Its complicated

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

No, stop - she's just a friend!

[–] Nusm@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Her 2: Electric Boogaloo

Her 2: The Reckoning

Her 2: The Wrath of CorTAAAAAAAAHHHNNNa

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I recommend checking out the podcast Kevin Roose runs, called Hard Fork: https://www.nytimes.com/column/hard-fork

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We share everything

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

I’d bet the weeb did it.

[–] Unsustainable 2 points 11 months ago

I do everything AI tells me to do. Doesn't everyone?

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

"Yeah, sure, bot. But my wife can do all those things I like."