Thank you OOP for shielding my eyes from such smut as
*GASP*
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OMG thank you, I thought it said "konky," I simply had no idea what that word was with the vowel censored
That's because you're not a konky botch like Claude
I'm still going with hinky.
Please censor that word. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just censored that word
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Dropping my phone on trains is my kink, stop kinkshaming me!
You just said the k-word. This incident has been reported to authorities.
triggered
I will downvote every post I see with walled garden censorship.
What am I missing here?
I think they can't stand the censorship of the word kinky, even though it was done that way because it would have been blocked on the original source. I suspect they'd rather be staring at no content than be reminded that other networks will hide or ban posts because they have suggestive themes.
Down votes really don't mean s*** here and I hope that we can continue to have content in any form that it will come across. The platform is still starved for content so fuck all if I care that a word is censored in a screenshot from another fucking platform
Bro just wanted a Donkey Konk partner
If you have older relatives who might bestow upon you the honor of passing on the bad news, take my advice and ask beforehand who they think would want to be informed. It’s a bad time to find out after the fact that Aunt Gracie had a falling out with this Hank person who you’ve never met.
Ah, but then you get a break from breaking bad news and are instead passing along good news!
I wonder how he died. Possibly related, I wonder when his wife found out he was looking for "friends"
There's a St. Petersburg in Florida? That place must be insane.
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Kanky?