Goddamnit.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2025
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Thanks man that was bugging me all afternoon
I don’t know if I should be impressed or disappointed
Both. Definitely both.
My only gripe with this telling is that a rotten tooth is not the same thing as an abscess.
Burnt???
I think it’s describing a sound like brrrnt, but he’s using a “u” to make it easier to pronounce.
Didn't get it :(
A scenes makes the heart grow fonder is what it’s playing on
Absence
Autocorrect is a butch
Ah okay
Y'all are really shitting on my dad's dad joke lol
I want a refund of my lost minute!
0/10... sorry