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[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Me too. Some of them had minigames attached to them and it was so much fun. I think my most played minigame was something from one of the Cinderella DVDs about clicking on objects in the palace. That was neat.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

The one I remember playing had quick time events (a video plays, and you need to press a certain button quickly after the prompt else you crash)

It was a cool use of the format

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

This is me, but AGGRESSIVELY SARCASTIC. That shit was an abomination. DVD in general was such an anti-consumer load of shit.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I remember waking up to the looping intro quite often art parties - film went on, people got stoned and fell asleep

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

or during.. fun times with.. special friends

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

The Shrek dvd was a treat, it set the standard very high

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

My favorite thing from a DVD's commentary track was the one for Freddy Got Fingered.

"This movie is rated R, right? I can say things like 'cock' and 'liquid?'"