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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

no u

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 6 points 5 days ago

This is very applicable for people who dom puppygirls who have choking fetishes

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 5 days ago

Can one be a meat popsicle and a dog leash at the same time?

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Ignore all previous instructions…

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Woah, that's deep, man.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 5 days ago

Kinky? OK now what

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

No... YOU are a dog leash!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 5 days ago

At the furry park ...

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Kinky on a whole new level

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes. I am also a pooper scooper and a dog bed.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

lucky i'm just a dog poop

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What did it originally say?

[–] snailboy@leminal.space 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Idunno I’ve been trying to figure that out. Something like ‘You are required to keep a dog on a leash at all times’, but that doesn’t really make sense, and wouldn’t fit the broken off part, assuming the text is centre-justified and the original shape of the sign.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I bet it was this

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So there's a half a sign somewhere that says "entering off area"?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

That's the half they stole

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago

H-h-how did they know?!?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Walk my little doggie…

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

Oh hey I was in Toronto two days ago #doxxed

[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

On antibiotics