It’s funny how much they do just to circumvent gun control.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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Pick up that can. Now. Put it the trash.
My gut says when you have to say you are "the good guy" you are in fact "the bad guy."
With more than 60 school shooting incidents reported in Florida alone since 2018, according to the K-12 School Shooting Database, educators and lawmakers have urgently sought innovative approaches to school safety.
No. No you haven't because every mindless idiot can fix this problem within a minute, had they have the interest to do so
BAN GUNS!
Aaaaaand problem solved.
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Innocent children will die to trigger happy drone cops. It's going to be a remote controlled Uvalde.
anything but do something about the guns. SMH
Yay! Bullied tech nerds no longer have to bring their own gun! That's convenient for them.
the drones were equipped with pepper rounds plus a glass breaker
That's still terrible to be at a school but I bet it would be a hell of a lot of fun to play around with. Like aerial battle bots.
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I'm not surprised. The only thing we're good at in this country is making weapons.
That's a bald faced lie. We're also good at producing food with a lot of calories and no nutritional value.
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I'm so glad I'm not a young person in school
Gen Alpha is screwed even more than gen Z
While getting into an arms race with school shooters is kind of a ridiculous path, I do wish we would take this opportunity to develop personal force field/shield technology like they have in Dune.
So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?
Let me guess. They also use AI?
it's like the Onion. it's really like the Onion. some of these you go, "hah ! could be the onion !" but this one, it really ought to be the Onion
I'm sure this will solve the problem. And, no chance at all it will be abused, somehow.
/s
Make it make sense. "OH. What's that? You have pneumonia? Here's a bit of cough medicine!" Like brother... that doesn't fucking help shit....
I was always terrified of Robocop when I was a kid. What a strange world we live in..
Honestly there are aspects about this that I like. In the vein of bomb defusal robots being obviously good. But with, you know, current politics and our chronic issues, it just feels sinister.