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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (7 children)

3 means general immunity to locked doors and restraints

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Teleport 7 inches only because doing so in quick succession could look really funny

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Running as fast as Albert Einstein would be a considerable improvement.

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[–] gray@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (11 children)

7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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[–] nathanjent@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gravel is basically free already. The real cost is putting it where you want it to be.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Could definitely use free gravel

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Can I take a pill that gives me a whole sub for discussing these?

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Toaster control for sure. After selling my robot toasters as a cheap way to communicate with satellites, I'll command an army of them all over the solar system.

[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)
  1. breed oysters > profit
  2. sell gravel
  3. still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
  4. why
  5. must be a job somewhere for you
  6. can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
  7. doctorate in archeology
  8. albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

#7 Can instantly see inside any empty container

Everyone that watches Love Island and won't shut up about it are now transparent

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[–] Saithe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Depending on how fast you can teleport you could move pretty quickly. Even 12 teleports a second gets you 4.5 mph in any direction. Could be useful depending on the cooldown but for any significant speed you’d need to teleport really quickly. 20 teleports a second is almost 8 mph

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[–] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

7 has the mild convenience of quickly eliminating any empty containers from search for whatever you're missing. But really Free Gravel is the winner here.

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[–] Bubs12@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Gravel can be turned into sand. Sand can be turned into concrete and glass. So this one scales pretty quickly.

On the other hand, all I have to do is build a single toaster robot that can build other toaster robots and I’m on my way to toaster robot army.

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[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 5 points 1 week ago

I will take 5 please, nothing more frustrating then the toaster misbehaving!

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