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    [–] exu@feditown.com 169 points 4 days ago (19 children)

    You used the wrong icon. It should be emacs

    [–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 215 points 4 days ago (5 children)

    Yeah, emacs makes way more sense for this one

    The only thing emacs is missing is a text editor

    [–] meekah@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

    That actually made me laugh out loud. Well done

    [–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 45 points 4 days ago (7 children)

    oh man. all the old jokes are new again. shit, am i basically a dad now?

    [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 34 points 4 days ago

    Vi vs EMACS jokes are well within grandpa territory now. Sorry.

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    [–] exu@feditown.com 26 points 4 days ago

    That's why evil-mode exists

    [–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

    The only thing emacs is missing is a text editor

    How dare you. I'm sending the church of emacs after your ass.

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    [–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)
    [–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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    [–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    what sort of honoric is et al, does it make you plural?

    [–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

    no no McS. et al., PhD is mf actual family name. Trying a bit too hard to get a great academic career.

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    [–] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

    For those who haven't seen this amazing interview:

    https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

    [–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 82 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    Sounds like vim is aspiring to be Emacs.

    [–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)
    [–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)
    [–] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago

    You can tell it's legit, because it says Vi.

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    [–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    only because once you start using vim, you can't stop. why do you think people make full on operating systems within vim?

    because they can't leave.

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    [–] Rooty@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    This would make more sense with Emacs /ducks

    [–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

    Now I Declare The Start of The Holy EDITOR WAR!!!!

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    [–] Sal@mander.xyz 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    AMSTERDAM TRIP: 52.37952717594758, 4.898731163397595 -> 52.373726213381254, 4.8991743688343785 -> 52.37307624236834, 4.892481840346751 -> 52.375235597713356, 4.883881824117286 -> 52.364346142549444, 4.882779439603186 -> 52.358151346039655, 4.868920785661565 -> 52.36032825423474, 4.885688072103288 -> 52.38899110197864, 4.8381014035210965

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    [–] blenderdumbass@px.madiator.com 39 points 3 days ago (11 children)
    [–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (6 children)
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    [–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

    It's a great OS it's just lacking a decent text editor.

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    [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 55 points 4 days ago (2 children)

    I know it's a classic but confused how I'm supposed to use Vim to send an email

    Already got my Vim, any tips?

    Bottle of Vim Cleaner

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    This would be more believable with eMacs tbh

    [–] thomasloven@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    One night there was a storm, and Master Wq’s house collapsed. The next morning he began to build it again using his old tools. His novice came to help him, and they built for a while and were making good progress. As they worked, the novice began to tell Master Wq of his latest accomplishments.

    β€œMaster, I have developed a wonderful Vim script to give all sorts of useful information about a document. It counts the words, the sentences, the paragraphs, and even tells you what kind of document it is using the syntax highlighting rules. I use it in my pipelines all the time. It is a thing of beauty, and I am very proud. Truly, Vim is the greatest tool!”

    Master Wq did not reply. Thinking he had unwittingly angered his master, the novice fell silent and continued his work.

    The novice finished aligning two beams and had positioned a nail ready for beating into the wood, but found the hammer was out of reach.

    β€œWould you pass me the hammer, master?”

    Master Wq handed the novice a saw.

    At once, the novice was enlightened.

    https://blog.sanctum.geek.nz/vim-koans/

    [–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)
    [–] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago

    Most powerful "text editor" you can imagine inside a command line interface. It has unlimited super wild keyboard shortcuts and people on the internet make fun about it, that the only way to exit vim is by turning off the machine, because they don't know the shortcut.

    [–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    Vim is a sorry excuse of Emacs. Which is the editor made in and for the language of God, Lisp

    [–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

    You surely mean Emacs, no?

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    [–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 23 points 3 days ago

    This feels like a meme a vim user would make about emacs being bloated

    [–] moseschrute@piefed.social 35 points 4 days ago

    Mom: we have Google Maps at home

    Google Maps at home: Vim

    [–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)
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    [–] iveseenthat@reddthat.com 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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    [–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 days ago

    "YESS! YESSSSS! GIVE IN TO YOUR EMACS SIDE!!!"

    Google Search really sucks these days. I can't find any images of Richard M. Stallman as a Sith lord, even though I'm sure vi fans have made several edits by now. ...It's been a while.

    [–] mlg@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    This would be funnier if it were emacs since that's the one that has a metric ton of plugins for all of these

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    [–] hellmo_luciferrari@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

    I much prefer handwriting in shorthand, scanning it in, running it through OCR, and cat to a file.

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    [–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

    This is one of those threads where it is like all of you are just speaking funny(?) gibberish at each other.

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    [–] caesarxinsanium@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

    Vim -> Emacs

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