You know how new towels don’t absorb water? It’s because there is some shitty fabric softener on them to make them feel really soft at the store. Wash them once or twice with vinegar (instead of laundry soap) to remove the softener and turn them into proper towels. The same technique should work for your cat.

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 24 points 10 months ago

Cats everywhere disapprove of this message.

[–] Perfide@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

Say that after giving a cat a bath and trying to dry them off.

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Note to self, dry face first not balls.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Free vasectomy

[–] pyrflie@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Silver linings.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Copper at best.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

the gold comes 8-10 days later.

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Instructions unclear.
Cat is wet and I am bleeding from multiple swelling scratches.

[–] weirdwallace75@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This towel is warmer and bitier than usual.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

softer too. if not meant to be used, why so snarly?

[–] Slow 4 points 10 months ago

it’s just a plaid, don’t pay attention 😸

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Bullshit... I rub my wet hands all over my kitty.... Then wash and dry my hands.