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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 23 points 10 months ago

Which is why I'm getting increasingly progressive as time... Wealths?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

As good a proof as any that Trump is poor af

[–] yads@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

isn't healthy living a Chinese thing

[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 7 points 10 months ago

-20 social credits

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That more times than any working watch. Consider:

If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Thatsthejoke.zip

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Carl's Jr has deemed you an unfit parent!

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 10 months ago

Would you like fries with that?

[–] Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us 4 points 10 months ago

POV: low effort healthcare meme.

[–] fadhl3y@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Or Scottish

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one -1 points 10 months ago

clicks ok

receives pizza delivery ETA