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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] Hyggyldy@sffa.community 23 points 1 year ago

Which is why I'm getting increasingly progressive as time... Wealths?

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As good a proof as any that Trump is poor af

[–] yads@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

isn't healthy living a Chinese thing

[–] nfsu2@feddit.cl 7 points 1 year ago

-20 social credits

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

only just have to be you increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That more times than any working watch. Consider:

If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Thatsthejoke.zip

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Carl's Jr has deemed you an unfit parent!

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 1 year ago

Would you like fries with that?

[–] Archlinuxforever@lemmy.3cm.us 4 points 1 year ago

POV: low effort healthcare meme.

[–] fadhl3y@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or Scottish

[–] speaker_hat@lemmy.one -1 points 1 year ago

clicks ok

receives pizza delivery ETA