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Did you hear about the guy who was fired from the keyboard factory? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I heard he was even trying to take control. In the end though, he was just able to get home.

[–] ClassyHatter@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And at work he missed home.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

either way, his employment there has come to an End.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

[stumbles in like Kramer] PRINT SCREEN!

[–] throbbingpens@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Good thing they were keeping tabs on him.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Well, maybe they should have some key performance reviews.

[–] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 8 points 9 months ago

He had to look for Alt-erternative employment

[–] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Previously, the poor guy worked at a fab for mobile processors. The task was simple, catch wafers falling from machines fast. Guy has RISC'd his ARMs for the job.

[–] WalrusByte@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He'd just barely entered this field, but he may need to return to his old one

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There is no escape

[–] xep@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

Those keyboard factory owners really like control.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He said he had it under control, but when management zeroed in on keeping tabs on this guy, they noticed he was still missing shifts. When confronted, the guy escaped before they could Caps Lock him inside for further questioning.

[–] Metamist@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I would fire him if he kept insisting on having his shifts under control. What absolute madman puts their shift under control?