this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2023
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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This. This is why the horny bat exists. To keep people from doing this.

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[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Is this real? I know mormans are an extremely insane sect of an already extremely insane way of life, but this just seems like a whole new level.

[–] CompN12@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Exmo here, I highly doubt it. There are rules against lesser forms of intamacy (petting), also this clearly violates the spirit of the law (of no premerital sex).

I could see it happening but any Mormon worth their salt would raise their eyebrow and deny it. This is on the level of holding a knife in the middle of a street and getting somebody to bump people into you, it's not murder, right?

If you wanna talk crazy let's talk about how you can figure out somebody's secret name if you know the first time they went through temple endowment. Or how bigfoot is technically canon.

[–] Goblin_Mode@ttrpg.network 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

... I would like to hear more about this secret name...

[–] RippleEffect@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to hear about Bigfoot being canon

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[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I heard about this on a podcast and thought the host was just messing around

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I only know the context of this because of the recent Zach Star video.

[–] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm disgusted by this information. Enough internet for today.

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[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Jesus be like, "goddammit, they got us on a technicality."

[–] ChiefSinner@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago
[–] gullible@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Is soaking still a thing or can it only be found in memes nowadays?

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