This could be quite profitable if done right. Perhaps throw in a religious angle as well?
Ooh Jesus would have spoken Aramaic, so speaking that and saying you spent a thousand years with him could work!
Arabic for meering Muhammad
Or speaking Greek and saying you sailed down the river Styx.
So many good options!
Jesus would've spoken HWHAT? Jesus was a white man who spoke English!
How DARE you respond with something far funnier than what I said!
Thats obviously wrong. The bible is written in German.
Are there many Aramaic discord servers?
This happened to a guy who had learned Chinese and got hit by a car.
Ok but why?
a little trolling
Far too much effort for a "little" trolling
a substantial amount of trolling
We did too much trolling
太多的拖釣
It's not supposed to 'make sense' in the way you're asking it to. You're just over-analyzing. It's just a simple (in concept) and fun idea that creates a fun/silly scenario to amuse someone.
Sometimes the simple fact that it does take a tremendous amount of effort to do is the best part. "Wait you did all this for a prank?! Respect to the commitment, crazy person, lol."
It's a shitpost on 4chan, don't think too hard about it.
Sounds like a plan for insurance fraud
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