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It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline. (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Faxes a dick pick but it comes out looking like a sonar image of a deep sea squid.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My scanner has a half an inch bezel around it. This makes it difficult if not impossible to scan my dick. c/mildlyinfuriating

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Opens mouth and emits fax sounds

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Sooo hot 🥵

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Jesus, I remember the first time I got hit with that line (the old guys part, nobody has ever tried the fax on on me...yet). Just hearing it made me feel creepy considering the source, and I was only fucking 32. The girl was 17 FCOL. I literally noped out. Took off saying nope over and over again.

I've had giant leather bears hit on me and felt complimented. But that kid just skeeved me out. Luckily, it's never happened with anyone that young again, but it still isn't exactly the best line to use lol

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

dialup server wants to know this guy location

[–] GombeenSysadmin@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

Just hang up and *69 him

[–] not_a_dog@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

🎵She was a fax machine🎵

🎵She kept her rollers clean🎵

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

🎵She had the best damn modem that I ever seen 🎵

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Ah I see you work in a bureau of the German government where fax machines are still the standard of communication. Emails get printed out and faxed over.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

I have all Transformers G1 episodes recorded on betamax

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

My spine doctor said I have the spine of an old man. ;)

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

You had her at "My spine doctor"

[–] umbraroze@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of another old joke: "My doctor said I have the lungs of a little old lady. The upside is that I know that little old ladies never die."

[–] iMastari@kbin.social 3 points 10 months ago

I know how to program a VCR.

[–] Cosmicomical@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

I am old inside