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[-] stanleytweedle@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

The whole head-neck assembly is a disaster. Should have kept all the vital stuff in the torso and gone with articulated eyestalks.

[-] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

You've just designed a crab. Again.

[-] distractionfactory@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a good argument for a crab-bot design

[-] sgtnasty@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Seriously, who designed this crap?

[-] Ediacarium@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, but management doesn't approve any refactorings or rewrites, they only approve hotfixes and don't budge, it's been that way for millions of years.

[-] sgtnasty@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Designer clearly shows low motivation a lack of effort. Should be reported to HR

[-] Ediacarium@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

HR: last online 2023 years ago

[-] falcon@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

We're the original spaghetti code.

[-] AmbientChaos@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Giraffes have a laryngeal nerve that runs down the length of their neck, around their heart, and then back up to the larynx for no good reason. It's can be over a 15 foot detour! Imagine a sys admin seeing something like that, haha

[-] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

pretty wild that natural selection just allowed that to happen. But then, the same can be said of many cable set-ups

[-] KeefChief12@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Does this ever cause health issues?

[-] AmbientChaos@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Yes! I don't remember the specifics but I believe I read it can turn something that would otherwise have been a small injury into something life threatening or even fatal

this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2023
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