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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 236 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.

[–] DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly sounds like anon has a "weird" attitude about women and mom is trying to figure it out.

[–] radix@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do you get this from?

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“What do you think he should’ve done?” is an open question in a provocative context. It’s the kind of question a parent might ask to get insight into how their kid is thinking.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

And how do you go from there to "he has a weird attitude about women"

[–] aes@lemm.ee 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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Boys, we found another one.

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 40 points 1 year ago

And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's 2023, everyone's autistic and proud of it apparently.

[–] PoorHobo@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you’re not proud of being autistic, are you even really autistic?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm thrice diagnosed and I fuckin hate it.

[–] SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

That's because you're weak and uncommitted. Jack up those vaccines up your forearm and minmax your autism until the build starts paying off.

[–] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Dude wesker saying autistic in his voice souds sick.

[–] HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dont you know who albert wesker is?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 117 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My friend's dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we're walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.

[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you think they could afford a pool?

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Hey, I see you're wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

[–] Wololo@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.

[–] Torvum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The most base level of autism personified

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Could have just been socal anxiety

[–] aggelalex@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I think mom's hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can't find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you'll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).

[–] what@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think it's this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like "ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I'll drop it."

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 74 points 1 year ago

Mum thinks you're a serial killer mate

[–] crazyminner@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 year ago

She's checking to make sure the kid isn't a psychopath and knows it's wrong.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

the simulation ran out of processing power for a moment

[–] Weirdbeardgame@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago
[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope this is a R&M reference.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It is actually a covert symbol for white supremacists to identify each other

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[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Human music, I like it!

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly that makes her seam more weird than Anon.

[–] Tangentism@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe she was mining that weirdness? Perhaps she was hoping to stitch together what appeared as moral disparity in her child?

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I honestly just think she wanted to talk to Anon about anything

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

I expected her to tell him that it was someone they knew

[–] Ezergill@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

Plot twist — their dad is the dentist

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

seems like a perfectly normal conversation

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[–] Osirus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

I actually got hired working for this guy, went to the orientation and everything, was hired to be his marketing manager, but he was a douche and I ended up taking an IT job I got offered right after I started training for this one, and starting my career in IT instead. He was the owner of Three Rivers Dental in Pittsburgh. He was real used car salesman-like. Wanted me to push care credit on everyone. Fuck this turd.

[–] CheeseToastie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[–] ox0r@jlai.lu 5 points 1 year ago

Family is hard

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