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I love this man (lemmy.world)
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[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 106 points 9 months ago (1 children)

good for you, Little Network Attached Storage X

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for him to partner with Synology. Instead of beeping when a drive fails, it plays Dead Right Now.

[–] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 9 months ago

I mean he did a partnership with league of legends so I can't imagine it's beneath him.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Congrats! Sounds like things are actually looking up for you then. I'm gay and I can tell you, it's a superpower like nothing you've dreamed of before. I hope it all continues to go well for you from here on in.

[–] wintermutehal@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Does this imply that being bi/pan, I only get partial superpowers!? Like a thin-blood in Vampire the Masquerade haha

[–] Famko@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey, atleast you get 10% more damage against people.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

And 3 more manna. Because everyone needs manna. And if you collect enough orbs, maybe even an extra life!

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

More.... or less?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I think it makes you a daywalker.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Actually I think if you are bi/pan, you get extra extra superpowers, with a large fries and coke also. I like the idea of being pansexual, I often describe myself as "omnisexual," which is sort of the same thing - I don't want to live in just one box all my life. My sexual needs or wants can be different from one day to the next - I just like to think of all it as human sexuality, and all of it as powerful and potentially good.

[–] wintermutehal@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I knew this would eventually work out! Free fries, life is good. Jokes aside, totally agree. Each day is a new adventure

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But don't you know that large fries and coke are extremely unhealthy? I cannot trust anything you say.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

Well I meant - umm, some sort of healthy version of fries and coke. Whatever that looks like. OK I admit I made that part up. But not the part about the superpower of wearing women's underwear.

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Being bi/pan would mean you have two life and both are successful. You're kinda like Batman!

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

That would take a superpower to pull off. Two identities (and I believe we have more than that in us) is a feat to be able to pull off.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Think it was the floor?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Sleeping on floors is making our musicians gay!

[–] Meho_Nohome@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Thanks for warning me not to sleep that guy's sister's floor.