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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] Blackout@startrek.website 57 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] ringwraithfish@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

And Scotty beamed them to the Klingon ship, where they would be no Tribble at all.

[–] teft@startrek.website 26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

In my home Star Trek is the religion. It's been a long road getting from there to here. Because I've got faith in the Spock.

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Blasphemer, the prophets sent the Sisko to guide us as our emissary

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

It might as well be in my home too. My wife and I aren't religious, so we may have snuck a few subtle trek things into our wedding ceremony.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would you describe your faith as heart-related?

[–] teft@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

It's the only way I can make sure that they're not gonna hold me down no more.

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago

I hate you...

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Bah. Our ornament celebrates the true spirit of Christmas:

When you push the button, the fight music plays. For like a full minute. It's amazing.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's amazing! I haven't seen this one.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I used this in the header for today's Trek-mas!

Whaaaat, how did I miss it?!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I got it in a Hallmark store probably 25 years ago.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As long as we don't end up with the Star Trek Wars

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

And the great pilgrimage after - The Star Wars Trek

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

UNBELIEVER!

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And the Savior said unto James - "I have been, and always shall be, your friend"

  • Book of Archer 32:10
[–] solarvector@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 months ago

And a much much better religion than scientology.

[–] theinspectorst@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Spock died for our sins according to the scriptures;

And that he was buried, and that he rose again in the third movie according to the scriptures:

And that he was seen of Jim, then of the rest of the bridge crew.

-- 1 Roddenberry 15:3-5

[–] BeardedSingleMalt@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

On the Third ~~day~~ movie he rose again!

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Merry Spockmas! 🎄

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

(Spoiler) No need to cry, watch the sequel

[–] Nacktmull@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That in fact happened long ago:

Join Ashtar Command Crew, a spiritual community for awakening to the new reality of Ashtar Command, a galactic federation of light and love

Sadly they seem to have turned from a weird UFO cult into a right wing QAnon cult at this point, so no links from me ...

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It looks like this is the Hallmark ornament from 2015, so the only option might be ebay.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Some tempting options, right? I'm trying to stay strong and tell myself I don't need any more plastic. 😣

[–] Hexbollah@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

The Historical Documents!

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

I sacrifice at the alter of Kahless every day.

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Hold on a second, that's not Gandalf