When I get home I yell "Honey I'm home!".
Followed by a soft "oh that's right. I'm not married..."
I always wonder if my neighbors can hear it.
But I doubt they've ever seen Batman Returns to appreciate it.
this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2023
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Michelle Pfeiffer in Batman Returns was one of the distinct moments I remember realizing I was straight.
And you're kinda into cats.
Which is funny, it had the opposite effect on me.
Oh shit, I do that but I don't remember the Batman Returns scene. Time for a rewatch!
And it's a Christmas movie, kinda! Good timing
Only if you're screaming it at the same volume, which would raise some legitimate questions, in my opinion.
Been playing The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom lately and I keep wondering what my neighbours are thinking, felt the same with Breat of the Wild. The excessive female moaning sounds are weird as fuck, even at night when I'm using headphones I cringe a lot. The first few times I went to upgrade my equipment at a great fairy, I could "hear" my downstairs neighbour reacting by how quiet they got.
Well....was the upgrading good? Were they jealous, even?
Oh yeah, upgrading was great! And I there is nothing they can be but jealous, so it's a win?
I had already finished the extent of the game I could be bothered to complete by the time the mod was released that adds the quality of life upgrades totk had no excuse not to have like not showing a cutscene for every single upgrade
Living with an elderly relative in law, I often wondered if she thought I was watching porn by myself in the bedroom while her grandson/my partner is out in the lounge room watching shows or playing his own vidya games. 😅
I recently realized I can hear my neighbor every morning go to her car. My god the horrifying things she may have heard over those lonely mornings. 😭
My FBI Agent probably thinks I'm a lunatic by now with how many times I've just started monologuing to myself for lack of better white noise in the moment.
Why does this question needs to be asked when the answer is always going to be "yes!"?
For reassurance, and to check that were both on the same page!
On an unrelated note: imagine using social media with your real name. Who does that? It's always been a terrible idea since the dawn of the internet.