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When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?
(sh.itjust.works)
Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.
Impossible.
When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.
Lets just hope they still romaine friends
Lettuce come together and pray for peas.
Vegans don't know kung fu.
They know To Fu.
Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.
Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it's gonna give him heart disease.
Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not
Later, we can make amends with a boof.
To overcome the beef, you squash it
It's a beet.
It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?
no. its impossible.
They each think the other is literally seitan.
No.
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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