this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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cute dogs, cats, and other animals

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

All I hear in my head is a dot matrix printer...

[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And all i see is guitar hero patterns

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dog is a master of expert difficulty

[–] Ebber@lemmings.world 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I only see four columns of notes. That is only a medium dog.

[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

We'd need sleipnir for extra difficulty.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Don't forget to tear off the sides.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sheepishly@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago

I'm just thinking of all those times people have found weird footprint patterns out in the snow and been like, what cryptid is this?? Cute fluffy little cryptid...

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That doesn't seem real... 🤔

[–] troybot@midwest.social 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I think front and back paws usually step into the same footprint but the harness is squeezing those legs closer together

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that gait is unnatural, that dog is either injured or on their way to injury.

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I think the simpler answer is that it's fake.

[–] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

If the harness is causing that, then it's too tight and will cause injury.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Needs an alignment.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Hence the term "dog tracking ".

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I’m mesmerized