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clamp clamp (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...squeeze your meat?

I guess that does make me happy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hahahaha

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel the gold coming from your heart.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's compressed cholesterol.

Compressterol.

[–] Mischala@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 months ago

Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

It's clamping time!

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How long before the repost with 'Whoa Black Betty' as the caption?

[–] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

be the repost you wish to see in this world

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 10 months ago

To AI's credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

[–] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

I wonder if newer AI models are going to have to learn what "AI Generated" is supposed to look like, and how ironic it would be it they had to output worse quality in order for people to accept it was AI generated. Maybe "Gen[1/2/3/4]_AI" would be better, like how we have console generations and stuff.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This surely is an euphemism for something...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Clamp your ham!

[–] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Was trying to figure out what "clap your hams" meant before seeing another comment saying "clamp"

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Hamping, that's what hampers do, right?

[–] auf@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

it's a dad joke

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.