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clamp clamp (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 35 points 6 months ago

...squeeze your meat?

I guess that does make me happy.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

I feel the gold coming from your heart.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago

That's compressed cholesterol.

Compressterol.

[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 3 points 6 months ago

Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

It's clamping time!

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If you're happy and you know it...

[-] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

How long before the repost with 'Whoa Black Betty' as the caption?

[-] KreekyBonez@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

be the repost you wish to see in this world

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

If you're happy and you know it...

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 8 points 6 months ago

To AI's credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

[-] Wes_Dev@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

I wonder if newer AI models are going to have to learn what "AI Generated" is supposed to look like, and how ironic it would be it they had to output worse quality in order for people to accept it was AI generated. Maybe "Gen[1/2/3/4]_AI" would be better, like how we have console generations and stuff.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

This surely is an euphemism for something...

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] DevastatedBungHole@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

[-] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Was trying to figure out what "clap your hams" meant before seeing another comment saying "clamp"

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Hamping, that's what hampers do, right?

[-] auf@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

it's a dad joke

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.

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