I've seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain
it seems like a pro-communist programming message to me. the red dude looks super cool and supportive.
yo ho, matey! shiver me timbers and man the fuck-down!
and the pool of potential candidates is even more shallow when considering that the insurrection caucus has enough votes to make a would-be speaker sink or swim
check please!
similar 100% true story from a green text:
kid goes out for his 21st, and grandpa tells him that the secret to never getting too drunk is drinking some olive oil before a shot, so that the alcohol never enters the bloodstream, or something.
they follow through, and shit their pants after one round; ironically, the oil drinking did technically prevent them from getting drunk.
I don't care if it's fake, it's still a hilarious idea
dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags
damn. why did schools only teach the super boring part about the triangles. dude had the golden thigh of apollo and the super-speed of hermes.
also, it really sounds like he was a cult leader.
wildly missed opportunity to mention Beetlejuice one last time in the article and post his picture at the end
drupe group
me and the boys out here still asking Jeeves
I'm sorry you had to see such depravity, and so close to home