The vaccine spreads our liberal spider attraction. It makes spiders look all spider in their spider way. I mean spiders spider so spiders, you spider? Spider spider spider.

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I see your point, but I don’t fully spider where you’re getting your spider spider.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 35 points 10 months ago

Finally, something the liberals and I can agree on.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just saying: the use of even sexier would imply that spiders are already sexy lol

Come on baby, shake that web weaver!

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Finding spiders sexy: That's fine. Wanting spiders to be more sexy: YOU SLUT

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

but what even is the context of this???

[–] acastcandream@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago

It’s Hannity don’t try to make sense of it

[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me after searching Angel Dust on R34:

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Try Rachnera.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Get that "useless nobody" shit outta here.

[–] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, if you don't like that, then the op should post the image and caption without the fan fiction about your uncle too. I'm not sure the meme format is adding anything to the picture and half a meme format isn't adding half as much when it was already adding nothing.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (19 children)

... if it had a big red circle on Lumpy's dumb face, would you insist that removing it would break the image?

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[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Remember when they were bitching that liberals wanted to make M&M's less sexy?

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 6 points 10 months ago

this screenshot is fake but yes

[–] lemmington_steele@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

well yeah, there's only so much sexy to go around. how else do you propose we save some for spiders?

[–] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I don't think Timberlake is using his anymore, maybe you can pick it up at his garage sale

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

Look, all I'm saying is that if we have to have spiders, why not make them sexy??

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Uncle Phil, the fuck have you been watching?

[–] trslim@pawb.social 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have copious amounts of Angel Dust on my phone. I blame the liberals.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Angel Dust is just hmmpffja;lsfhdalgasd in the new trailer OwO

sexy spider warning

[–] trslim@pawb.social 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

OwO i haven't seen that!

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

It's great, but I'm biased because I'm a sucker for good film music and in-character singing. Here's a link for anybody interested :3

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am the Liberals

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

Hey hey we're the liberals,

And people say we liberal around,

But we're too busy singin' upholding human rights

To put anybody down

🔊 🎸🎵🎶🎼

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Yea fuck liberals in the political sense outside of america (since they basicalky use it to say leftist). Liberalism is capitalism. Anarcho communism is where it's at

[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Stupid sexy spiders

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

Would smash Arachne, if she were DTF.

Between myths of Arachne and Medusa, Athena seems to be a bitch and not very wise at all. I suspect there's actually some context going on.

Though in Medusa's case, she was a gorgon before her human origin during the New 52s, and the Gorgoneion that adorns Aegis predates the whole Perseus thing. (Gorgoneions were a ward against evil from times immemorial before the oceans drank Atlantis and Poseidon was the all-father dude).

[–] BloodSlut@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

👀

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

🕸️🕷️🕸️

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 7 points 10 months ago

At least they admit spiders are sexy

[–] moon@lemmy.cafe 5 points 10 months ago

It's true, we agreed on it at the last liberal meeting to destroy society

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Yes.

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