this post was submitted on 03 Jan 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

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[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That cart was a friend. *Exits Room.*

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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 62 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

When I see people like that .... I usually turn around and drive to the next town

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 60 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

This one is accurate.

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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 58 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 54 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rubisco@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

The cart returns itself, of course.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 44 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 40 points 9 months ago
[–] negativenull@startrek.website 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago

Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

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[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] teft@startrek.website 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

edit: ok, i'm sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i'll fix it when i get home, i promise!

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

[–] grayman@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Aw I actually love Harry. He's a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should've been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

#JusticeForHarry

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[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] negativenull@startrek.website 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 30 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

"Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart"

[–] Patches@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

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[–] teft@startrek.website 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes...harry does...and no one else....

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 months ago
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago
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[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 26 points 9 months ago
[–] MelodiousFunk@startrek.website 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play...

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[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 17 points 9 months ago
[–] MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

[–] Davel23@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.

[–] aperson@beehaw.org 10 points 9 months ago

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

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