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Potholes In Nice Part Of Town Filled With Italian Marble (www.theonion.com)
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link: https://www.theonion.com/potholes-in-nice-part-of-town-filled-with-italian-marbl-1851115849

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[-] dmonzel@lemmy.ml 31 points 6 months ago

Joke's on the Onion, the nice parts of town actually get decent road maintenance so there aren't any potholes.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

That sounds like it would be slippery AF

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 6 months ago

That's the driver's problem.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

In New Orleans we would just fill them up with Mardi Gras beads.

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

lol i think ive actually seen that.

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