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[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's just saying "NOTHING" is written in stone -- which it obviously is here, on the first line.

The fact that "IS WRITTEN IN STONE" is also written in stone isn't mentioned, probably due to lack of space.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah as the picture shows, nothing is written in stone is written in stone.

Likewise, nothing is written in stone is written in stone can also be written in stone.

And nothing is written in stone is written in stone is written in stone can also be written in stone.

etc.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Can etc. be written in stone?

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Just a stone with “Nothing” carved in it would be an even more powerful troll.

Might get dug up too often by people assuming there’s something under it though.

[–] DarylDutch@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Randall never misses ❤️

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

And you don't have to either.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alt text:

Hey, why do YOU get to be the president of Tautology Clu— wait, I can guess

FTFY

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it is simultaneously right and wrong

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't it just wrong though? The statement contradicts itself which makes it wrong.

[–] yggdar@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is correct, because 'nothing' is indeed written in stone!

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It isn't, because "nothing" isn't put in quotation marks like I or u have. Quotation marks indicate literality which would be required in this interpretation. So no, the absence of quotation marks makes this statement contradictory and hence, wrong.

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There is no period so it's not technically a statement, nor is it properly capitalised to be a statement. It is a title. Ipso facto, your rules regarding proper punctuation are null and void.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Fair. However, as a title, it is essentially just a string of words that collectively act as a noun, or a name for the given face of the stone. Names being names can never be right or wrong. Hence, we all are wrong for trying to judge whether this string of words is right or wrong as it is semantically impossible for it to be right or wrong. By pointing this out, I am right and you are all wrong.

[–] blubton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Cormac Mccarthy enters the chat

[–] pastaq@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Nothing is written in stone...

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically things are carved into stone, so...

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If we're being pedantic, graphite is technically a stone, so things are frequently written in stone

[–] lemmington_steele@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

actually that's written with stone

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember we're being pedantic. So you're saying something can't be written in ink? 🧐

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Only if you're standing in it. If you're going to be pedantic do it right.

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So something can't be written in pencil?

You're not winning this one

[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Have you tried looking inside to find out?

You're not winning this one

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Words written in stone can still be destroyed, it just takes more effort.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're gonna be the one that saves me.

[–] white_shotgun@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Written stone is and in are there as well by the looks of it