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[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago

With all due respect, I think Steve visited "the other vendor", the one a bit further down with the free heating. There he can update his soul.

[–] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Heaven will be a free world without any scent: no Jobs, no Gates, no Musks

[–] echodot@feddit.uk -3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Gates isn't as bad as the other two I don't think it's fair for him to have to spend the rest of eternity with them.

[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

"No word on the motive of this attack" HA

"Gates was uninjured" This is comedy gold. Something I would expect to see on SNL or something

[–] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Gates just has better PR since he left his executive role.

He was completely ruthless when he ran Microsoft and did everything to get ahead.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Yeah and we're keeping Wozniak as long as we can!

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If people like Jobs get into heaven, I don't want to be there...

[–] Master@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I think that is the actual joke that Steve got into heaven.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

That's a task for Wozniak, not this narcissistic psycho.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

absolutely horrible

[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The next year it's iCommandments 11, they're just the same but cost an extra $100