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Anon is a magician (lemmy.today)

submitted 10 months ago by MacNCheezus to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

"You will turn green"

turns green

"Yeah, I'm a motherfuckin' Jedi"

"No you're not, you were just looking at the light on the cross street."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

The one thing no one ever mentioned about driving a manual transmission is becoming uncannily good at predicting lights and remembering the quirks of every intersection

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lol I have totally done this

[–] MacNCheezus 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure we've all done this when we were 5 years old LOL

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

I did this last week.

I'm in my 40s.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Watch for the pedestrian crossing light to end.

[–] MacNCheezus 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shush. A magician never reveals his secrets. You'll be expelled from the guild for this.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

I apologize for my transgressions

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It eventually works every time.

[–] MacNCheezus 3 points 10 months ago

Practice makes perfect.