I'm suddenly a prolific businesswoman and a CEO of my own corporation with millions of employees and I am thriving in life.
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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If this happened then everyone would be a CEO but where would the millions of workers be?
They are all CEOs now too.
Instead of being guilt-ridden and terrified of making mistakes, especially if they might cause harm to others, I get... antisocial personality disorder? Fuck.
I can digest any food at all without bloating, gas or suddenly urgent toilet trips.
Somehow, my indifference to heights means I control the known universe. Nobody, least of all me, knows why or how.
If the force were directly inverted, my laziness would transform me into the motherfucking Flash on adderall.
Ask me about our plans for next week or what that person said at work last month! I now remember everything!!
I get rich.
I'm not really sure what my biggest weakness is, but I'll just say its my crippling fear of asking people for stuff. So now, either people ask me for things, or whatever I ask other people to do is immediately done? More confusing than a strength I'd say.